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Financial services in Denver, CO 16 units · 1h ago
2 Melon Taps watermelon dispenser tap
Get 2 melon taps with this order. Have fun by turning any ordinary watermelon into a drinking dispenser. Melon Tap makes any party or social gathering fun for everyone. Be the talk of the party and make a big impression with Melon Taps.… Full details
Starting at
$666.01
per unit · list price
89 in stock across 1 config · fastest ship same-day
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Live stockPer unit
$666.01
Line total
$666.01
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- Free shipping
- 30-day quote lock
- Credits fleet PO
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Highlights
- durable plastic body
- easy locking nut
- easy pour spout tab
- patented leak free washer
Volume pricing
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Per unit
$646.03
was $666.01 · −3%
Line total
$6,460.30
saves $199.80 vs list
Lead time
1–2 business days
89 on the floor
On signed quote
24 business hours
ACH · Wire · PO · NET 30
Small team perks: 3% off · list-locked pricing. Volume tiers auto-apply to the signed quote. For 250+ units we reserve matched batches by spec and grade.
Who's buying this
Procurement pattern, last 90 days.
IT teams bought
15
distinct buyer orgs, rolling 90 d
Units shipped
55
across every grade + config
Typical order
37
median units per PO
Repeat buyers
48%
placed a second PO within 6 mo
Buyer size distribution
- 13% 1–49 seats
- 33% 50–499 seats
- 54% 500+ seats
Sweet spot: 50–499-seat IT teams running fleet refreshes. See pricing program →
How it's deployed
- Fleet refresh 41%
- Loaner / hot-swap pool 14%
- New-hire onboarding 22%
- Branch expansion / field 23%
51% of buyers refreshed from prior-gen batch or earlier.
Recent anonymised POs
vertical · units · days-ago
- PO Financial services 20units 5 d ago
- PO Legal firm 99units 11 d ago
- PO Law firm 6units 36 d ago
PO-level vertical + size — no customer identifiers. Hashed aggregates refreshed nightly.
Price transparency
What this unit has cost over the last 90 days.
Today
$666
Median 90-d
$665
90-d range
$626 – $698
Volatility
10.9% · Elevated
3-year lifetime cost
What it really costs to own one.
- = Unit list price Per-unit, any grade $666
- + 3-yr energy 0 kWh/yr @ $0.13/kWh $0.00
- + Warranty + NET 30 Included · $0 upcharge $0.00
- − Residual @ 36-mo buyback We buy back at ~10% of list −$66.60
Net 3-year TCO
per unit, incl. energy − residual
$599
Vs. buying new-equivalent
38%
less per unit at list
Kept in your stack
Typical fleet keeps this model 3–4 years. End-of-life: we buy back at ~10% of list, data-wipe to NIST 800-88, and issue a Scope 3 CO₂ offset statement.
Pre-quote the buyback →Every unit includes
No upgrade tier, no asterisks.
12-month fleet warranty
Advance-replacement for 50+ unit active fleets. Claim-rate tracked publicly on /transparency.
Serial + spec CSV
Every unit ships with its serial, grade, and functional-test result exported to your CMDB format.
NIST 800-88 sanitisation
Every storage drive purged to NIST Purge before resale. Per-drive Certificates of Sanitisation on request.
Volume tiers auto-applied
3% at 10+, 6% at 50+, 9% at 250+, 12% at 1000+ — locked on the signed quote, no haggling.
NET 30 on approval
Credit decisioned in 2 business days. ACH, wire, card, and PO all accepted. Tax-exempt on file.
30-day return window
Including grade disputes — refund, re-grade, or replace at your choice. No photo forensics.
Frequently added together
5-pack · save 8%
Standard MSP / reseller break pack · added by 57% of IT teams on POs for this SKU.
- $666
2 Melon Taps watermelon dispenser tap
This unit · primary line of the bundle
- $3,330
2 Melon Taps watermelon dispenser tap · ×5
Same SKU, batched shipment
- Sum of parts
- $3,996
- Bundle price
- $3,730
- You save
- $266
Bundle discount auto-applies when all lines are on the same signed quote. Swap any line during the quote review.
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We'll hold $666/unit for 30 days and send a PDF with the spec sheet, volume pricing, warranty detail, and a quote-ready link — nothing else.
- 30-day price lock
- PDF spec sheet attached
- No sales follow-up
Teams running this in production
What IT teams like yours actually say.
Advance-replace on a $420 refurb laptop feels silly until it happens and you realize it's the difference between a user back at work in 3 days and missing a sprint.
James O'Connor
Head of Workplace IT · Rialto SaaS
SaaS · 220-seat SaaS
We spec 30-50 refurb ThinkPads a month for our MSP clients. The per-PO grade CSV drops straight into our CMDB. Haven't hunted a serial number in a year.
Marcus Holt
Founder · Northbrook Managed IT
MSP · 12-person MSP · 4k client endpoints
Published tier pricing means no back-and-forth with sales. I configure, the CFO reviews, we sign. Our vendor cycle on endpoint refresh dropped from 6 weeks to 9 days.
Reese Taylor
IT Operations Lead · Pioneer K-12 District
K-12 Education · 11,000-student district
Answers before you buy
Frequently asked questions
Grading How do grade letters translate to what we receive?
Deployment Can you apply our asset tags and emit serials before shipment?
Compliance How do you handle drives and prior-customer data?
Warranty What does the 12-month warranty actually cover?
Terms Can we get NET 30 terms and a blanket PO?
Logistics Do you support blind drop-ship for MSPs and resellers?
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Good for
- Paired with larger compute POs as ancillary inventory
- Volume top-ups for MSP / reseller buy-through
Watch out for
- Batch-to-batch cosmetic variance — published grade rubric is definitive
- Lead time on custom imaging adds 3-5 business days
- Fleet reservation required for orders ≥ 250 units in same config
Skip if
- Your primary need is compute, imaging, or display hardware
About this model
Get 2 melon taps with this order. Have fun by turning any ordinary watermelon into a drinking dispenser. Melon Tap makes any party or social gathering fun for everyone. Be the talk of the party and make a big impression with Melon Taps. Fun for all ages. Use your favorite juices, alcohol beverage, tea and kool-aid. Get the party started and TAP THAT MELON
What's in the box
- The unit itself
- 12-month warranty card
- Recyclable fibre packaging
Need custom packaging (PO-branded, bulk-ship, or reseller blind)? Flag it in the quote request.
Physical
1- Color
- Dark Green
Months 0–12
12-mo warranty · every grade
Advance-replacement for 50+ active fleets
Functional defects covered on every grade — A, B, or C — for 12 months from ship date. 50+ active-unit fleet customers get advance-replacement: the replacement ships from the same spec + grade before the faulty unit is returned. Grade-match not possible? You pick spec-upgrade credit, pro-rata refund, or part-out. Claim rates are published on /transparency.
DOA rate
0.4%
Rolling 90-d
Median RMA
3.2 d
Filed → shipped
Advance-replace rate
96%
Fleet customers
Return window
30 d
No restocking fee
Datasheet (PDF)
On requestManufacturer spec sheet + supported configurations
Functional QA report
Per PO43-point inspection results for the batch this unit shipped from
Certificate of Sanitisation
Per PONIST 800-88 Purge evidence per drive
Chain-of-custody log
On requestFrom intake to dispatch (HIPAA / public-sector)
ESG / Scope 3 disclosure
Per POEmbodied carbon avoided + kg diverted, per PO
